The other night for some reason I watched an old documentary about how strippers maintain their bodies. Some did aerobics and yoga, and some just danced as it’s pretty much a work-out. You should have seen their guns; hanging upside down on a bar with legs spread takes strength.

Now, I am sure there are a few cranked out strippers in the world, but the girls they were following were just women with good bodies who enjoyed being openly sexual eye candy cock grinding girls for a living. Simple, is it not? They don’t want to know why you left the house, when you’ll be back, and a dollar makes them happy. Wouldn’t that be nice at home? Hearing complaints about never helping around the house, bam, whip out a dollar, it’s all better.

Simple, just like 2 Live Crew’s Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance. Really, can a man just get a table dance please? He’s been waiting all week for that shit. Just got paid, and now wants some booty shaking. Pure and simple, no BS. Like it. In fact, others must too. Luke Entertainment Group, which brought us such songs, is listed in the NASDAQ.