weekend report

Apparently this post was too cryptic! It seems straight forward to me, oh yep, cause I wrote it.
This is for Abby, but it needs some additional info it seems for anyone, so here it is:

I have debated doing a weekend report, but for your sake my darling, here it is:

It's ok to be confused about that hot dude you've been lusting after, or the dude who is lusting after you, etc. If your unsure, just wait. Time will tell. Don't jump into anything.

If you've already jumped into that hot dudes arms (or pants), just try to let whatever feelings go. (This is good advice. We are girls. We have feelings. And don't do that again miss girlie! Cads they are, those boys!) I can't tell you to take the high road, it doesn't always pay, but sometimes, well, I can't necessarily say decisions are regretted, but we do have to live with our decisions (What, you've never done anything you would may have done differently?). The consequences of what seems like harmless (or perhaps just unthinking) fun can be unexpectedly brutal.

Bad things happen to good people all the time - like car accidents, Spanish flu, etc. etc. (Life is short!) Live everyday to the fullest. Unfortunately, living to the fullest, LIVING your desires and passion, doesn't always correspond with responsible action.

Don't drink and drive. Really, don't.

People can be rude and annoying, but let it go. Be kind. (Oh come on, there's lots of stupid hoes out there)

Oh, and you dreamed about humans, the ocean, and biscuits last night. You were SOooo excited we were having biscuits for breakfast. You really do like biscuits.