Friday, January 29, 2010

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11.
Uh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11?
Where's the 10?
Well, prepare to change your way of thinking, because in Abbyland there is no 10. I have reiterated that it goes 8, 9, 10 everyday for a month, but oh no, no 10. So, no longer will we have ten fingers and ten toes, ten year decades, Ten Days of Repentance, and just throw your dimes and $10 dollar bills away. October will no longer be the tenth month. The Prime Minister will no longer live at 10 Downing Street. I guess we can forgo the 10th commandment and the rules to Blackjack will have to be changed. Abby rules all, so adjust your thinking now. Start teaching your kids the new way to count, and if you really want to throw those bills away, just put them in my garbage can.

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